Now that we know the job of Homeland Security Director consists mostly of arranging government-sponsored fondling of private citizens, we have a clear choice for the task: Kevin Jennings, Obama’s “Safe School Czar.”
Obama awarded Jennings this prestigious post based on his proven track record as founder of Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network (GLSEN), in which he conned taxpayers to pay him to teach hardcore homosexual sex acts to 12-year-olds. The good folks at Mass Resistance have hair-raising audio recordings of the antics at a GLSEN “Teach-Out” Conference on March 25, 2000 held at Tufts University, in which “Children as young as 12 were instructed by adults (state employees!) how to perform a range of dangerous and perverted homosexual sex acts.”
Clearly, Jennings it just the man for the job. A word of caution to parents of adolescent boys: please allow extra time for processing your son through security.